Yeah, no.

Maybe it's just me. but . . . that's a really expensive breakfast!  Comes on a solid gold plate, perhaps?

Okayyyyy . . .

Wow, that's the largest bumper sticker I've ever seen.  The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

The Sounds You Hear Are English Majors Turning In Their Graves

Uh, if I pay for one, I certainly darn well better get one.  It's a sound bite world, at the expense of actual meaning.

First Boat of Spring

The fishing pole lies idle while (you guessed it) I check my phone . . .